Recent Ethan Quotes

(As he's getting himself dressed for school)

"Hey Mom, I'm running a little low on pants!" --Ethan
                                         

(As we're researching local kindergartens) 

"Ethan, what kind of school do you want to go to next year?" --Daddy

"College!" --Ethan

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"I pray for my my [sic] sister to play with her toys." --Ethan
(as written by his Sunday school teacher in a
folded piece of paper cut to look like praying hands)

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"How'd you get to be so cute?" --Mommy

"Well, I was born in the hospibal [sic] and then I grew up." --Ethan

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"We're going to put away the Christmas stuff today." --Mommy

"Do I get to keep my kitchen?" --Ethan

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"Are you having a rough day Mommy?" --Ethan

"Kind of." --Mommy

"Well you're just going to have to learn how to deal with it." --Ethan

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"...but Mommy is the best." --Ethan

(Uttered while sobbing after Liz left for a mom's night out while I tried to console him)

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"Daddy, do you want to watch football with me?" --Ethan

(Uttered while I was washing dishes with Thursday Night Football on the TV so I could watch my fantasy players. I'm sure Liz is thrilled I'm exposing him early.)

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"These grapes are scrumptious!" --Ethan

(We have no idea where he's learning these words)

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"Mom, I'm going to squish your muscles so you get milk on your shirt." --Ethan

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"Santa...he's a great guy." --Ethan

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"I'm going to read when I go to work." --Ethan

"What are you going to read?" --Mommy

"Charts." --Ethan

(A commentary on what Daddy does at his job. Many a day I will come home and Ethan will ask, "Did you show charts today?")

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"We're best friends Mommy!"

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"Ethan, why don't you stick the stickers on the paper?" --Daddy

"Because it's more fun to aggravate Mommy." --Mommy

"Yea, it sure it Daddy." --Ethan

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"You're not cooperating."

...Ethan talking to a toy container with a lid that he was having a difficult time putting on.

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"Can I have some chips?" --Ethan

"You can have a couple." --Mommy

(Daddy hands him one)

"He only gave me one!" --Ethan

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"Is Pepere a doctor?" --Oma
"No, he just checks bowels." --Ethan

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"Maybe when you grow down you fit in this little chair.
Just grow down a little mama."

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"Two more and that's it."

...in reponse to Daddy asking for a tortilla chip.

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"Ethan no want to grow big, Ethan stay small for now."

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"Apples grow on trees. Grapes grow on vines.
Potatos grow in the ground. Where do M&M's grow?"

"When Ethan grows up be a man,
maybe Mommy buy him scissors for Christmas."